Brainless™ Pastel Panic Tee

Brainless™ Pastel Panic Tee

Standard issue for top‑tier Brainless™ operatives.

$38.99

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No thoughts. Just pink.

The Brainless™ Pastel Panic Tee is your daily dose of soft chaos. Printed in dreamy pink with our signature leaking-brain logo, this shirt says “I’m adorable, but my brain left the chat.”

Perfect for anyone serving existential dread in pastel.


🧠 Product Features:

  • Unisex fit — flattering for all brain types

  • Printed with soft-touch pink leak ink

  • Lightweight, breathable 100% combed cotton

  • Tagless collar for pure comfort

  • Durable print that won’t fade, even if your focus does

  • Color: White or Black shirt base with pastel pink logo

  • Style it with lace, leather, or confusion


🧼 Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out

  • Tumble dry low

  • Do not bleach

  • Avoid ironing on print

  • No dry cleaning — the cuteness is corrupted on purpose



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3010, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3010, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean