Brainless™ Senior Level Yellow Hoodie

Brainless™ Senior Level Yellow Hoodie

No Thoughts, Just a Lifestyle.

You’ve leveled up… or maybe down. Either way, congratulations — you’ve earned the Brainless™ Senior Level Yellow Hoodie. Worn by the most compliant, the most unbothered, the most qualified to do nothing.

• Bold Brainless™ logo printed across the chest

• 1-800-STAYASLEEP™ printed along the sleeve — so you never forget

• Heavyweight fleece for maximum comfort, minimal ambition

• Double-lined hood for deep thought avoidance

• Kangaroo pocket for snacks, hands, or mindless accessories

• Senior Level Only tag — fake exclusivity included

Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience.
- Adjustable drawstring hood with stylish, color-matched cords.
- No side seams for a smooth, attractive finish and reduced fabric waste.
- Crafted from a resilient 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for durability.
- Embroidery decoration options available for personalized flair.

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed