Brainless™ Junior Level Employee Hoodie

For the Proudly Unqualified.

Start your shift—or just your day—the Brainless™ way. This clean yellow hoodie features the iconic Brainless™ logo and slogan on the right chest, just subtle enough to look like you're clocked in… even if you have no idea what's going on.

✅ Soft Cotton-Blend for all-day comfort
✅ Right-Chest Brainless™ Logo
✅ Slogan: "No thoughts. Just lifestyle."
✅ Classic Fit - Unisex Sizing
✅ Bright Yellow - Stand out or blend in, depends who's looking
✅ Ideal for on-boarding videos, fake uniforms, or casual brain-off days

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Hang dry recommended. Overthinking not included.

Perfect For:

Brainless™ Staff look
Streetwear with corporate satire
Matching the Yellow Hoodie Girl vibes
Anyone who doesn’t want to think too hard

.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
.: Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean