Brainless™ Signal Static Tee

No thoughts. Just drip.

The Brainless™ Signal Static Tee is for the overthinkers who gave up. Featuring our signature leaking-brain logo, this soft jersey shirt is your uniform for tuning out the noise and broadcasting weird on your own frequency.

Wear ironically or existentially. We don’t judge.
Broadcast confusion. Wear Brainless™.

🧠 Product Features:

Unisex fit — made for anyone with a frontal lobe, or without
Soft, breathable 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Constructed with side seams for added structure and shape
Ribbed knit collar retains form over time
Stabilized shoulder seams prevent stretch and warping
Crisp, high-resolution neck/sleeve label prints
Tagless comfort because reality is irritating enough
Durable print — brain leak included

🧼 Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
Use non-chlorine bleach only
Tumble dry low
Iron/steam medium heat if needed
Do not dry clean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean