Brainless™ Lost Signal Jogger Shorts
Standard issue for top‑tier Brainless™ operatives.
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No thoughts. Just comfort.
Glitched for the unreal, tuned for the lost — these jogger shorts aren’t for following the feed, they’re for disconnecting from it.
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Soft, midweight fabric for lounging or drifting
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Elastic waistband with drawcord for custom fit
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Brainless™ icon embroidered or printed detail
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Designed for sleepwalkers, glitch kids, and low-thought days
Stay lost. Stay branded.
Product features
- 100% polyester fabric for durability and water resistance
- Comfortable elastic waistband with interior drawstring
- Vibrant all-over print design
- Convenient dual pockets with secure closures
- Lightweight and moisture-wicking for active wear
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)