Brainless™ StayAsleep Hoodie

Signal lost. Style found.

For the days when overthinking isn’t just a problem — it’s the outfit.
The Brainless™ Stay Asleep Hoodie wraps you in soft static and confident confusion. With our signature leaking-brain logo printed on a deep black canvas, it’s the perfect gear for those broadcasting weird in every weather.

🧠 Product Features:

• Unisex midweight pullover hoodie

• Soft cotton/poly blend — warm but breathable

• Front kangaroo pouch for storing your last remaining thoughts

• Ribbed cuffs and waistband to lock in the drip

• Durable screen print — brain leak guaranteed

• Tagless neck for irritation-free existential spirals

• Color: Black Font on the Brainless™ logo

• Optional add-on: custom static-print inner hood liner

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, inside out

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Do not iron print area

• Do not dry clean — the confusion is permanent