Internal Transmissions

Employee Morale Update: Still Low
Employee Morale Update: Still Low
In a shocking twist, workplace satisfaction remains nonexistent. Leadership remains proud. Stay asleep.   Read more...
Product Recall: We Forgot to Make It
The highly-anticipated “Stay Awake” mug drop has been delayed indefinitely. Apparently, no one ordered them. Classic. Read more...
Broadcast Frequency Changes (We Lost the Manual)
We’re adjusting our signals. Expect increased static, mild confusion, and more unauthorized Ratcoon™ sightings.   Read more...
Brainless™ Town Hall Recap: You Missed Nothing
Yesterday’s company-wide "meeting" covered nothing of importance. Those who slept through it were commended. Read more...
Yellow Hoodie, Yellow Flag
Yellow Hoodie, Yellow Flag
Reminder: Failure to wear the mandatory Yellow Brainless™ Hoodie may result in public ridicule… or worse, independent thought. Read more...